¡Verás cuando se entere de ésto Pijus Magnificus!Tumblr (3.0; @pijusmagnificus)http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7575c6e8241a13f00b737a31940bded5/tumblr_mn9lwiSOs41rmd6uzo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5bc480fae097713ee5212028c6bd706c/tumblr_mn9lwiSOs41rmd6uzo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffdd6a103a926dc92a16dd2b4edef935/tumblr_mn9lwiSOs41rmd6uzo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/663f8f95b6b635ca0e5d1a9373fecbe9/tumblr_mn9lwiSOs41rmd6uzo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/129440a8a4c0133f8c183ebaa6f675c7/tumblr_mn9lwiSOs41rmd6uzo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8051e83bde2db55d46bd59a0e2668956/tumblr_mn9lwiSOs41rmd6uzo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skyfuckerr.tumblr.com/post/51168468294" target="_blank">skyfuckerr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://skyfuckerr.tumblr.com/tagged/SW-Fandom-Meme" target="_blank">Star Wars Fandom Meme</a>: <em><small>Ten Characters</small></em> <small>[ 3 / 10 ] </small></p> <blockquote> <p><em><em><em><strong><em><strong>“ </strong></em></strong></em></em></em>I’m Luke Skywalker! I’m here to rescue you!<em><strong>” <br/></strong></em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51174915758http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51174915758Thu, 23 May 2013 23:39:26 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/156161bcf63f6828cb955e1edc3adb48/tumblr_mhwh7sZpd51rutr4uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://primalthings.tumblr.com/post/51170131135/y-yo-sin-poder-comer-este-manjar-gracias-tumblr" target="_blank">primalthings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Y yo sin poder comer este manjar, gracias Tumblr, eres un hijo de la gran puta :3</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gPfXA7JgTxg/TScc_RBKj-I/AAAAAAAAcf0/OmVyJchPzmI/s400/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg"/></p> <p>Biggus <strong>Dickus</strong>: lo siento, no he podido evitarlo :3</p>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51170528564http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51170528564Thu, 23 May 2013 22:40:41 +0200hamburgerbaconfoodpornsfw<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4561f2ea4134823c29a21fac80eaad5a/tumblr_mipb2m1BAA1qg4blro2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8f0c25c5e7398f873a5002dc1616401/tumblr_mipb2m1BAA1qg4blro1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foreverdai.com/post/50912911836/no-puedes-ir-por-ahi-matando-gente-por-que" target="_blank">foreverdai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>- ¡No puedes ir por ahí matando gente!</p> <p>-¿Por qué?</p> </blockquote>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51170369279http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51170369279Thu, 23 May 2013 22:38:30 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fa485b936bafd708fcd7b802a1ca570/tumblr_mlube26ya81qmurn4o1_r5_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51170074822http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51170074822Thu, 23 May 2013 22:34:29 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ccca61acbce66c74353d754792159cee/tumblr_mn9hajHG2h1qc3ju8o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1b9ac98032c1c67ad69c89ede8d7ae0/tumblr_mn9hajHG2h1qc3ju8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d11739d43f4d5db449a5d8b840b32e26/tumblr_mn9hajHG2h1qc3ju8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bdc4a49782ea0442b0e9f1fe0eaa1586/tumblr_mn9hajHG2h1qc3ju8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ee22d7e06a13517ff8e548716f18449/tumblr_mn9hajHG2h1qc3ju8o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1343e842b4ed7e1f2a7ba9484b4f8762/tumblr_mn9hajHG2h1qc3ju8o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e02047c80c87613858773e5068c28d99/tumblr_mn9hajHG2h1qc3ju8o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c5941ec0dc803544c045abd0f7f0170/tumblr_mn9hajHG2h1qc3ju8o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51170035979http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51170035979Thu, 23 May 2013 22:33:58 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62fbf78b3e3f89bbf87d3bb09c9ac316/tumblr_mn9pbt1xqR1r7h22lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51169951975http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51169951975Thu, 23 May 2013 22:32:49 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/05c32ec63cb4b8eb55bd7a250f735a83/tumblr_mn9n9eL3Jj1rbrhnko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51169899129http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51169899129Thu, 23 May 2013 22:32:05 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f318021a9faede76ee9aee70b4641330/tumblr_mn40jk8qR71raxt8lo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51169825297http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51169825297Thu, 23 May 2013 22:31:06 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4bf666fd66069129b45fe072babea8f/tumblr_mn9q64mjex1r0smkeo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://boobiejiggling.tumblr.com/post/51169568402/happy-katee" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">boobiejiggling</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Happy Katee</p></blockquote>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51169808772http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51169808772Thu, 23 May 2013 22:30:54 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e5eaae193aed47bd955cd17a30a84f3/tumblr_mn9ou9WoHj1rnui1jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://steamgirlofficial.tumblr.com/post/51167470434/in-bailey-the-newest-set-to-be-featured-on" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steamgirlofficial</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>In “Bailey”, the newest set to be featured on <a href="http://www.steamgirl.com" target="_blank">SteamGirl.com</a> (debuting this Saturday), you’ll get to meet <a href="https://www.facebook.com/trixyfaerie?directed_target_id=0" target="_blank">Miss Morgane</a>, the newest addition to the SteamGirl crew. And by the look in her eyes, she’s really excited to meet you.</p> <p><br/>Get to know her and all the others, join today so you can see hundreds of pictures, some amazing videos, and get access to a second site featuring <a href="http://www.thisiskato.com" target="_blank">Kato</a> outside of her usual steampunk surroundings!</p></blockquote>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51168154285http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51168154285Thu, 23 May 2013 22:08:17 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4eebef15fbb55bcd441849a6292b5c9/tumblr_mmcud57MTB1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b850f6fee3dfb8c65c607ece34bf37c3/tumblr_mmcud57MTB1qz6f9yo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/909a56a74cb3f3357b03cff72d5691a5/tumblr_mmcud57MTB1qz6f9yo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/007d82f8c5f8bd7bebdf0d73783a9e81/tumblr_mmcud57MTB1qz6f9yo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.alasborricadas.com/post/51167831752" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">alasborricadas</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljwyam4FPN1qbtkmio1_500.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51167955346http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51167955346Thu, 23 May 2013 22:05:31 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/42a5bff052d6d0356ccd6dd964a1be35/tumblr_mi8l68DGyo1rq0gvoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yellovvkitty.com/post/51152323054/y-boom" target="_blank">yellovvkitty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Y Boom!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Biggus <strong>Dickus</strong>: ¿Como librarse de una inteligencia artificial loca?¡¡ Utiliza paradojas!!</p> <p>Esta afirmación es mentira :3</p>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51166387206http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51166387206Thu, 23 May 2013 21:43:35 +0200portalparadojasportal 1portal 2gladoswheatley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93adcb42e658380198a54a1072b5cbad/tumblr_mn9ehgYttI1rj26iao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d92ce96704e9c82354d428583be956b/tumblr_mn9ehgYttI1rj26iao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ee10ca2d9ac5690213fb46963272ec4/tumblr_mn9ehgYttI1rj26iao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b76ab62704eec831cbdb2d0c9611cde/tumblr_mn9ehgYttI1rj26iao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/84a529bfcb8445a69a44b3dcb78acb2f/tumblr_mn9ehgYttI1rj26iao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/02b78c83c792437308b89f58dc4315b6/tumblr_mn9ehgYttI1rj26iao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://delicious-food-porn.tumblr.com/post/51154229945/im-so-far-from-being-sorry" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">delicious-food-porn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strike>I’m so far from being sorry.</strike></p></blockquote>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51166180063http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51166180063Thu, 23 May 2013 21:40:39 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54ddc528714754b314fb8d39bc3e1e25/tumblr_mn61kq46Mf1r7h22lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51166167435http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51166167435Thu, 23 May 2013 21:40:29 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/097c213cd21c37d1c847f141147137e2/tumblr_mltjlpJ0iY1rt1nkoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22c7aa731fbe477c3e67e83d69c4a0a0/tumblr_mltjlpJ0iY1rt1nkoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e3bc5f0ea42d08f097a6505de6daeb0d/tumblr_mltjlpJ0iY1rt1nkoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/616c46533d35c6cda3b889d8ea544d49/tumblr_mltjlpJ0iY1rt1nkoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/27098c520609587851a0c55891d18455/tumblr_mltjlpJ0iY1rt1nkoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51165201931http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51165201931Thu, 23 May 2013 21:26:18 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c891b4ae5965749f504be1186368b896/tumblr_ml4ijiIFyV1s1lio1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51164989774http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51164989774Thu, 23 May 2013 21:23:07 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88dba7d7bcbb5c881f332802e0444968/tumblr_mmiuk8a9qX1rigdr4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.mequeme.com/post/51158303201/y-ese-sonido-en-tu-cabeza" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mequeme</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lunt92GhbX1r6984go1_400.gif"/></p> <p>Y ese sonido en tu cabeza…</p></blockquote>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51164945141http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51164945141Thu, 23 May 2013 21:22:26 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/118b90701fc3fb21ba7ec5665069822f/tumblr_mn71mzB9yg1r1vvrio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51164933803http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51164933803Thu, 23 May 2013 21:22:16 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb7c61a53901f2b766007e13a5656937/tumblr_mlueig6iVv1r8tasso1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://logoside.tumblr.com/post/51158465369/pizza-celebrando-su-nueva-forma-humana-un-exitoso" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">logoside</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Pizza celebrando su nueva forma humana, un exitoso experimento resultado de combinar células madre de humanos alfa con pizzas.</p> <p>Ya se están comercializando los primeros especímenes: Cuando pidas tu pizza, que no se te olvide pedir la masa antropomorfa. Te la llevarán a casa y parecerá una pizza normal, pero si añades unas lágrimas fermentadas bajo la luz de la cuarta luna menguante de octubre (muy científico todo, como veis), en cuestión de minutos, vuestra pizza empezará a adquirir la forma de una persona.</p> <p>Imágenes del momento del nacimiento:</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltea2uDVVR1qzi3sco1_500.gif"/></p> <p>Y, ojo, porque hay más: Cuenta la leyenda… bueno, no es una leyenda, es que yo trabajo en el proyecto este Pizza-Humana y fui a por un café y en la máquina lo escuché, que si, en vez de lágrimas, añades unas gotas de orina y salsa de soja mientras metes los dedos en el enchufe en el que normalmente se pone la plancha, obtendrás un fabuloso y sabrosón Pizzachu:</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/50b9b77ce383142f92cb3983a707fc01/tumblr_mk69sozSUW1s1h0gzo1_500.gif"/></p> <p>Los estudios los hemos llevado a cabo en la universidad de Harvardcete y el equipo de investigación ha ganado una media de 37 kilos por científico puesto que, a ver, cada vez que salía mal un resultado… pues no lo íbamos a tirar a la basura…</p></blockquote>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51164877362http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51164877362Thu, 23 May 2013 21:21:25 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/300b2ae56e5ad31821333d16f7558e0b/tumblr_mju4o8Uslp1r5h9oto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51164711587http://pijusmagnificus.tumblr.com/post/51164711587Thu, 23 May 2013 21:18:57 +0200